tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8689506078297112665.post5533682435424475222..comments2023-10-08T08:33:55.549-04:00Comments on Unsuck DC Metro: Caption Contest VIIUnsuck DC Metrohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02752056661298716293noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8689506078297112665.post-16084059623654653782009-05-15T14:52:00.000-04:002009-05-15T14:52:00.000-04:00In recognition of the new Star Trek film, Metro Ra...In recognition of the new Star Trek film, Metro Rail is pleased to announce that all tunnel entrances will be equipped with temporal distortions.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8689506078297112665.post-65668894006739535342009-05-04T11:23:00.000-04:002009-05-04T11:23:00.000-04:00Metro: Getting you nowhere fast.Metro: Getting you nowhere fast.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12656718463216330057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8689506078297112665.post-43177381484268176152009-05-04T11:00:00.000-04:002009-05-04T11:00:00.000-04:00Metro: Failing to provide service for your revenue...Metro: Failing to provide service for your revenue for the past decade.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8689506078297112665.post-72081588385506886672009-05-03T19:15:00.000-04:002009-05-03T19:15:00.000-04:00The new Metro General Manager felt the flashing li...The new Metro General Manager felt the flashing lights were "good enough" as an indication of when the train was arriving.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10580268482067724218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8689506078297112665.post-5839967201079760512009-05-03T19:13:00.000-04:002009-05-03T19:13:00.000-04:00In a further example of Metro's innovative cost cu...In a further example of Metro's innovative cost cutting measures, sale of minutes to the San Francisco BART may have sounded like a good idea at the time.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10580268482067724218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8689506078297112665.post-78810003055297111512009-05-01T22:01:00.000-04:002009-05-01T22:01:00.000-04:00Bill Smith, the employee hired by Metro to manuall...Bill Smith, the employee hired by Metro to manually replace the signs that indicate minutes till arriving trains, was fired today, leaving most stations in chaos.Erikkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00067956531827327421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8689506078297112665.post-57444113734817231622009-05-01T17:18:00.000-04:002009-05-01T17:18:00.000-04:00Bill Smith, the employee hired by Metro to manuall...Bill Smith, the employee hired by Metro to manually replace the signs indicating minutes till train arrival, was fired today.Erikkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00067956531827327421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8689506078297112665.post-49424079164187924292009-05-01T15:06:00.000-04:002009-05-01T15:06:00.000-04:00We couldn't fit 3 digits on there, so we opted to ...We couldn't fit 3 digits on there, so we opted to just leave it blank.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8689506078297112665.post-73591999190024582032009-05-01T14:55:00.000-04:002009-05-01T14:55:00.000-04:00Metro's new key to customer satisfaction is loweri...Metro's new key to customer satisfaction is lowering expectations.randallyonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8689506078297112665.post-57925170400481506812009-05-01T13:21:00.000-04:002009-05-01T13:21:00.000-04:00nt cmng anytm snnt cmng anytm snAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8689506078297112665.post-40783146782739118972009-05-01T12:47:00.000-04:002009-05-01T12:47:00.000-04:00That's a good one.That's a good one.Unsuck DC Metrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02752056661298716293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8689506078297112665.post-20574215959237674462009-05-01T12:42:00.000-04:002009-05-01T12:42:00.000-04:00Metro: we'll come when we feel like it.Metro: we'll come when we feel like it.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09566451850805089204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8689506078297112665.post-68358578706587744342009-05-01T12:22:00.000-04:002009-05-01T12:22:00.000-04:00You could wait an eternity for a late night Metro....You could wait an eternity for a late night Metro.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com