Metro Like Tron?

Via Wonkette.

According to Christian Finnegan of Chapelle’s Show and Best Week Ever, our Metro system is something out of the movie Tron.

We'd like to see what he compared it to after he had to use it every day for a week. Thomas the Tank Engine, perhaps? The Little Engine that Couldn't?

Here's the vid. He's no Patton Oswalt, but it's mildly amusing. NSFW.