Bill Smith, the employee hired by Metro to manually replace the signs that indicate minutes till arriving trains, was fired today, leaving most stations in chaos.
In a further example of Metro's innovative cost cutting measures, sale of minutes to the San Francisco BART may have sounded like a good idea at the time.
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You could wait an eternity for a late night Metro.
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ReplyDeleteBill Smith, the employee hired by Metro to manually replace the signs indicating minutes till train arrival, was fired today.
ReplyDeleteBill Smith, the employee hired by Metro to manually replace the signs that indicate minutes till arriving trains, was fired today, leaving most stations in chaos.
ReplyDeleteIn a further example of Metro's innovative cost cutting measures, sale of minutes to the San Francisco BART may have sounded like a good idea at the time.
ReplyDeleteThe new Metro General Manager felt the flashing lights were "good enough" as an indication of when the train was arriving.
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