This is Foggy Bottom, doors opening on the left. Please do not forget to take all personal belongings, bags, umbrellas and body parts. Thank you for riding Metro. Have a good day.
We'd like to talk to you about our doors… They're not like elevator doors… They will not stop if something is blocking them, so please ensure that purses, briefcases and heads remain clear of the doors while they are closing. Thanks for riding the metro!
You never know what you'll see in the "hobo corner"
ReplyDeleteHere at WMATA, we're always watching you...sometimes in a really creepy way
ReplyDeleteKindly ask, Is that your head?
ReplyDeleteMetro: With this level of service, you might lose your head.
ReplyDeleteThis is Foggy Bottom, doors opening on the left. Please do not forget to take all personal belongings, bags, umbrellas and body parts. Thank you for riding Metro. Have a good day.
ReplyDeleteMatthew wins, hands down!
ReplyDelete"Small words, but they can mean so much."
What can happen when you Fail to Stand Right, Walk Left.
ReplyDeleteWe'd like to talk to you about our doors… They're not like elevator doors… They will not stop if something is blocking them, so please ensure that purses, briefcases and heads remain clear of the doors while they are closing. Thanks for riding the metro!
ReplyDeleteGame over, Matthew wins.
ReplyDelete"You know, she's never been the same since Hecht's shut down...."
ReplyDeleteWhen they tell you to "stand clear of the doors," they mean it.
ReplyDelete"Excuse me, is that your head?"
ReplyDelete"don't be a dummy--take public transit!"
ReplyDeleteI see a few folks have already beaten me to variations of the "suspicious baggage" announcement... heh.
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