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Metro employees use the latest SMS technology to text step by step directions for restocking their overly complicated ticket machines.
Metro has lost thousands of dollars right from under their noses as crafty criminals take advantage of security lapses.
Caption: "Oh man, I gotta tell @unsuckdcmetro about this!"
I like what quix suggested. :)...but I would add before that:"No wonder I never get dimes as change!"
The easiest way to get a farecard
I've been standing here ten minutes. Can I get my dog with mustard now?
I've been standing here five minutes...Can I get my dog with mustard now please?
The security guard, angry about being misled by the hotdog-less hotdog cart, took her frustrations out on the farecard machines. Now we know why those things are always out of order.
"I really should get back to work, but... DAMN she's got nice legs... I'm a sucker for skirts."
Metro employees use the latest SMS technology to text step by step directions for restocking their overly complicated ticket machines.
ReplyDeleteMetro has lost thousands of dollars right from under their noses as crafty criminals take advantage of security lapses.
ReplyDeleteCaption: "Oh man, I gotta tell @unsuckdcmetro about this!"
ReplyDeleteI like what quix suggested. :)
ReplyDelete...but I would add before that:
"No wonder I never get dimes as change!"
The easiest way to get a farecard
ReplyDeleteI've been standing here ten minutes. Can I get my dog with mustard now?
ReplyDeleteI've been standing here five minutes...Can I get my dog with mustard now please?
ReplyDeleteThe security guard, angry about being misled by the hotdog-less hotdog cart, took her frustrations out on the farecard machines. Now we know why those things are always out of order.
ReplyDelete"I really should get back to work, but... DAMN she's got nice legs... I'm a sucker for skirts."
ReplyDelete