Priority Seating Campaign Takes New Twist

In an unpublicized, supplemental effort to further clear out priority seating as part of its do what’s right campaign, Metro began running Orange Line trains today between Courthouse and Foggy Bottom at 2 miles per hour.
Gimpy passengers were seen hobbling off trains at Rosslyn in a last, heroic effort to get to work on time.
“It’s just faster for me to try to walk,” grimaced Jim Smith, who is on crutches because of a broken leg.
“A baby could crawl faster,” grumbled one passenger in a knee brace who, in obvious pain, was barely able to make it out the door in time.

Other items of interest:
Would you propose on the Metro? (Moving Momentarily)
More bad Metro behavior (M Slash)
Even more jerks on Metro! (Anonymiss DC)