"Metro No Line Alert: Tap maintenance this weekend. Please add an extra 30-40 minutes to the preparation of your cocktail. Thank you for imbibing Metro."
No! oh no pulease! Can you envision the bottles rolling on the floor for those of us used to clean living? I can see my obit now... "This local lived well but died of the bottle.. metro bottle!"
"Excuse me, is that your vodka tonic?"
ReplyDeleteSmall words, but they can mean so much.
"Metro No Line Alert: Tap maintenance this weekend. Please add an extra 30-40 minutes to the preparation of your cocktail. Thank you for imbibing Metro."
ReplyDeletethey do it on the long island railroad (fine, insert Long Island joke here, but it is really nice).
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if this would INCREASE or DECREASE the suicide rate. hmm.
ReplyDeleteTHIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!! I always end up sober with a headache by the time I take the long trip home on the metro from a night of drinking.
ReplyDeleteNo! oh no pulease! Can you envision the bottles rolling on the floor for those of us used to clean living? I can see my obit now... "This local lived well but died of the bottle.. metro bottle!"
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