Caption Contest XVI

If you can't make it out, that's the Style section. Photo via @bruingirl2001

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Other items:
Bus passes coming to SmarTrip (WMATA)
Metro workers afraid to report hazards, Board unfazed (GGW)
Surprise, surprise! There are problems with Metro's escalators (PDF/WMATA)
Metro's 30-year transit plan (PDF/WMATA)
Metro's monthly "vital signs" report (PDF/WMATA)