Warning: This Cannot Be Unseen

Via the Onesie Bar Crawl Facebook page: It's not every day a man in a onesie and a horsehead rides a WMATA bus.

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Sarles in negotiation to stay two more years (Examiner)
Metro making doomsday predictions regarding sequestration effects (WNEW)
Metro board approves Greenbelt land deal (WaPo)