Metro often ignores the 140-character limit on its tweets, but it to its credit, it's doing so a little less of late.Still, when they do go over, the provide some serious softballs.
So let's help Metro out and complete this tweet, using the comments.
metroopensdoors No Line: There is no Blue line train service between Rosslyn & King Street. Shuttle bus service is established. Customers are encouraged to
Previous complete the tweets: here, here and here.
"ford the Potomac River at their own risk."
ReplyDelete…throw themselves under said shuttle buses. Thank you for not riding Metro!
ReplyDeletegrab a No Line train of a different color during the outage.
ReplyDelete...take their pants off and dance the Can-Can down Wilson Blvd.
ReplyDelete*Customers are encouraged to suck it...as usual.
ReplyDelete*Customers are encouraged to complain, at which we will only put our fingers in our ears and say "la-la-la-la-la!"
*Customers are encouraged to continue paying our delightfully outrageous fares.
This is a good complete-the-Tweet! So many possibilities!
"go to the closest bar and drink away the stress...and then call your designated driver."
ReplyDelete...stop by Matt's General Store before taking the ferry across the river and then shooting some buffalo. Don't die of dysentery on your way to work!
ReplyDeletepretend that the existence of Alexandria was just a dream.
ReplyDeleteto believe our vicious union reps over passengers.
ReplyDeleteNo Line: There is no Blue line train service between Rosslyn & King Street. Shuttle bus service is established. Customers are encouraged to lobby their congressman for functional transit on Route 1, pray that no one needs a funeral, and contemplate trees, their navels, and how a Blue Line notice constitutes a "No Line" notice.
ReplyDeleteNo Line: There is no Blue line train service between Rosslyn & King Street. Shuttle bus service is established. Customers are encouraged to forget incidents like this the next time we announce a fare hike.
ReplyDeleteNo Line: There is no Blue line train service between Rosslyn & King Street. Shuttle bus service is established. Customers are encouraged to walk, as that will probably be faster and more convenient than taking the bus.
ReplyDeleteNo Line: There is no Blue line train service between Rosslyn & King Street. Shuttle bus service is established. Customers are encouraged to join the shuttle bus driver for lunch at KFC.
ReplyDeletego away and stop bothering us.
ReplyDeleteHit the nearest bars, stay there all night and put the tab on WMATA's bill.
ReplyDelete...lend the shuttle bus driver a book to read as she drives.
ReplyDelete...hire a driver like the majority of Metro senior execs do.
ReplyDeleteNo Line: There is no Blue line train service between Rosslyn & King Street. Shuttle bus service is established. Customers are encouraged to rent unicycles and participate in a race between Rosslyn and Pentagon stations (where you can pick up the Yellow line to King St.)
ReplyDeleteCustomers are encouraged to add 3 hours to their commute
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