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metroopensdoors No Line: Due to a power problem, all of the station's escalators and elevators are out of service. Shuttle bus service has been requested. T
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metroopensdoors No Line: Due to a power problem, all of the station's escalators and elevators are out of service. Shuttle bus service has been requested. Too bad we failed to mention which station this takes place at- your morning commute is now Metro Russian Roulette.
ReplyDelete...There is not word yet as to which station, but we thought we'd scare the bejesus out of you anyway.
ReplyDeleteTake that whiners!! We win!
ReplyDeletemetroopensdoors No Line: Due to a power problem, all of the station's escalators and elevators are out of service. Shuttle bus service has been requested. Try to take a picture of it, and we'll boo hoo hoo to our union.
ReplyDeleteThank you for not riding Metro. In other words, just walk.
ReplyDelete...Think about it. Do you really want to take Metro?
ReplyDeleteme troopens doors No Line: Due to a power problem, all of the station's escalators and elevators are out of service. Shuttle bus service has been requested. Testosterone hormone therapy is underway for all conductors insufficiently affected by road rage.
ReplyDeleteTime to take out za gahbage
ReplyDeletemetroopensdoors No Line: Due to a power problem, all of the station's escalators and elevators are out of service. Shuttle bus service has been requested. Time for our tea break now.
ReplyDelete..Tell your friends! Tell your neighbors! Join the Metro line dance while you wait!
ReplyDelete...To compensate for this abrubt loss of power, we have arranged for Chinese rickshaw drivers to transport Metro riders in and out of the station. Please tip them appropriately.
ReplyDelete" .... Shuttle bus service has been requested. Round and round and round we go, wherever we stop, you'll damn well like it."
ReplyDeleteNo fair, that one didn't start with a "T".
ReplyDeleteNo Line: Due to a power problem, all of the station's escalators and elevators are out of service. Shuttle bus service has been requested. Tell you which station? ALL OF THEM!!! Mwa-ha-ha!
ReplyDeleteThere's an even better incomplete on their Twitter page right now, though...
ReplyDeleteNo Line: Beginning this evening at 9:30 pm, Red line trains will not operate between Brookland, Fort Totten, and Takoma stations while Metro...
...works to close the space-time discontinuity which has developed as is currently resulting in trains being transported to Alpha Centauri.
...There will, however, be no shuttle service. Good luck getting... wherever it is you wanted to go.
ReplyDeletemetroopensdoors No Line: Due to a power problem, all of the station's escalators and elevators are out of service. Shuttle bus service has been requested. Two protons expelled at each coupling site creates the mode of force, the embryo becomes a fish that we don't enter until a plate, we're here to experience evolve the little toe, atrophy, don't ask me how I'll be dead in a thousand light years, thank you, thank you. End of line. FTL system check, diagnostic functions within parameters repeats the harlequin the agony exquisite, the colors run the path of ashes, neuronal network run fifty-two percent of heat exchanger cross-collateralized with hyper-dimensional matrix, upper senses, repair ordered relay to zero zero zero zero. Thus will it come to pass. A dying leader will know the truth of the Opera House. The missing Three will give you the Five who come from the home of the Thirteenth. You are the harbinger of death, Kara Thrace. You will lead them all to their end. Reduce atmospheric nitrogen by 0.03%...
ReplyDeletemetroopensdoors No Line: Due to a power problem, all of the station's escalators and elevators are out of service. Shuttle bus service has been requested. Those customers wishing to enter the station anyhow are advised to bring candles, marshmallows, graham crackers, chocolate, and roasting sticks. Metro will provide fire barrels for customers' use in preparing Smores for their refreshment while they wait for power and train service to be restored to the station.
ReplyDeleteI posted (yet again) to them today on twitter about it. You would think someone there would notice the character count when you enter something on twitter's site or that their tweets were always getting truncated (quality control? whazat?). Who puts important info at the end (like station name) while typing something like a list of what things do not work because of a power outage anyway?
ReplyDeleteTough shit if you don't like it. We're the only game in town. When will you suckers ever learn?
ReplyDeletemetroopensdoors No Line: Due to a power problem, all of the station's escalators and elevators are out of service. Shuttle bus service has been requested. This utterly useless message is brought to you by the same people who give you "Ms. Gibson," the finger-lickin' bus driver, the kidnapping and false imprisoning bus driver, the law-breaking cell phone using bus driver, screwdriver-thrusting-and-twisting-mechanics, use-of-all-images-and-likenesses-prohibited station managers. Jog on, loser, because we just don't care. Scram before I flip you off, and don't bother asking me which bus to take!
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