Friday, August 14, 2009

Complete the Tweet IV

Metro often ignores the 140-character limit on its tweets, but it to its credit, it's doing so a little less of late.
Still, when they do go over, the provide some serious softballs.
So let's help Metro out and complete this tweet, using the comments.

metroopensdoors No Line: There is no Blue line train service between Rosslyn & King Street. Shuttle bus service is established. Customers are encouraged to

Previous complete the tweets: here, here and here.

19 comments:

Kyle Gardiner said...

"ford the Potomac River at their own risk."

brh said...

…throw themselves under said shuttle buses. Thank you for not riding Metro!

itwasarson said...

grab a No Line train of a different color during the outage.

Ted said...

...take their pants off and dance the Can-Can down Wilson Blvd.

Melanie said...

*Customers are encouraged to suck it...as usual.

*Customers are encouraged to complain, at which we will only put our fingers in our ears and say "la-la-la-la-la!"

*Customers are encouraged to continue paying our delightfully outrageous fares.

This is a good complete-the-Tweet! So many possibilities!

Stephanie said...

"go to the closest bar and drink away the stress...and then call your designated driver."

Amanda said...

...stop by Matt's General Store before taking the ferry across the river and then shooting some buffalo. Don't die of dysentery on your way to work!

Andrew said...

pretend that the existence of Alexandria was just a dream.

Anonymous said...

to believe our vicious union reps over passengers.

Daniel M. Laenker said...

No Line: There is no Blue line train service between Rosslyn & King Street. Shuttle bus service is established. Customers are encouraged to lobby their congressman for functional transit on Route 1, pray that no one needs a funeral, and contemplate trees, their navels, and how a Blue Line notice constitutes a "No Line" notice.

Brian said...

No Line: There is no Blue line train service between Rosslyn & King Street. Shuttle bus service is established. Customers are encouraged to forget incidents like this the next time we announce a fare hike.

Lindsey said...

No Line: There is no Blue line train service between Rosslyn & King Street. Shuttle bus service is established. Customers are encouraged to walk, as that will probably be faster and more convenient than taking the bus.

Brian said...

No Line: There is no Blue line train service between Rosslyn & King Street. Shuttle bus service is established. Customers are encouraged to join the shuttle bus driver for lunch at KFC.

Anonymous said...

go away and stop bothering us.

Anonymous said...

Hit the nearest bars, stay there all night and put the tab on WMATA's bill.

Anonymous said...

...lend the shuttle bus driver a book to read as she drives.

Anonymous said...

...hire a driver like the majority of Metro senior execs do.

Kipp said...

No Line: There is no Blue line train service between Rosslyn & King Street. Shuttle bus service is established. Customers are encouraged to rent unicycles and participate in a race between Rosslyn and Pentagon stations (where you can pick up the Yellow line to King St.)

Anonymous said...

Customers are encouraged to add 3 hours to their commute

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