Metro often ignores the 140-character limit on its tweets, and when they do, it presents a mouthwatering chance to have a little fun at Metro's expense.So let's help Metro out and complete this gem from August 28, using the comments.
metroopensdoors Red Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays inPrevious complete the tweets: here, here, here, here and here.
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ReplyDeleteany sort of normal human response. Especially if you're on fire.
ReplyDeleteall 86 stations for the next two weeks.
ReplyDelete...in receiving an explanation from WMATA about any of the things we do.
ReplyDeleterestoring any confidence that we are a legit mass transit system.
ReplyDeleteour concern for your safety.
ReplyDeleteresponse time by DC Fire and Rescue, as all of the escalators and elevators are currently inoperational.
ReplyDeleteon all lines.
ReplyDeleteRed Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays in all manner of Le Tigre tracks and/or mixes that want to be there, or want to take you there.
ReplyDelete... using prepositions and extinguishing flaming customers.
ReplyDeleteintelligence.
ReplyDeleteRed Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due to a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays in telling emergency crews the truth about the situation while we come up with a good lie about it.
ReplyDeleteRed Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays in finding out just which metrorail driver is smoking up today on the job.
ReplyDeleteRed Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due to a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays indefinitely because Lord knows if it's not smoke and fire, it will inevitably be something else.
ReplyDelete"...anticipation of these two stations blasting off to become part of the international space station. What! We told you about this weeks ago!"
ReplyDeletecase you've never ridden Metro before and weren't already expecting them.
ReplyDelete...all future telepathic communications between drivers and riders.
ReplyDeleteRed Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays while metro shifts tactics from killing customers by running them down with busses to charring them crispy!
ReplyDeleteabove should be DQ'ed!
ReplyDelete@anon 12:23--you forgot to use the word "in"
ReplyDeleteto infinity and beyond!
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