Metro's Drunken Pole Dancers

Does Metro really want to cut late night service?

As many of you know, Metro floated the idea of shutting down service after 10 p.m. on weekdays and curtailing some late night service on the weekends as a way to save money. While we think a total cut of these services would certainly be bad for the service's image, Metro might want to take a look at what shutting down service could unleash on our roads.

For the ladies:



And for the men:



More drunken Metro shenanigans:
This is REALLY DUMB
"Spider Monkey"
Yet another pole dance

Now we know why there are so many poles on Metro!