Yes, you are, and chances are you'll be on the Red Line for a long time, so you might as well be comfortable in this nifty Tee. Get one for all your favorite lines!
Still not sure? Why not try the WMATA online store, where you can find such treasures as DC Transit cuff links ($125), a framed 2005 inauguration memorial farecard for $24 (no fare included) or, for the kids, a Metro Squeeze train toy ($7) so they can see that to which Metro apparently aspires.
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NTSB to probe railyard crash (WaPo)
Rough housing at Gallery Place casues major Red Line delays (WaPo)
No one saw that coming
This week's scheduled delays (WMATA)