Metro often ignores the 140-character limit on its tweets, and when they do, it presents a tantalizing chance to have a little fun at Metro's expense.So let's help Metro out and complete this gem from yesterday, using the comments.
metroopensdoors Blue-Orange: Expect delays to Franconia Springfield due to a train experiencing mechanical difficulties at Metro Center station. Trains are
Previous complete the tweets: here, here, here, here, here and here.
Other Metro tweets of interest:
Both of these disruptions were to have been over by now. We suggest that in the future, Metro preface tweets regarding these sections with "wrong again."
metroopensdoors Blue-Yellow: Trains are traveling at reduced speeds between Braddock Road and Pentagon stations as a result of the Labor Day track maintenan
metroopensdoors Red Line: Trains are moving at reduced speeds between Fort Totten and Takoma stations due to track circuit repairs. Expect delays in both di
Other items:
Metro strikes again (WaPo)
Metro budget woes (WaPo)
GGW's take on the budget
Metro selling Ballston bus depot (WMATA)
Orange/Blue lines slated for rehab (WMATA)
Metro making you safer (WMATA)
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increasingly held together with gum and rubber bands
falling apart at an unbelievable rate. sorry folks. try driving.
stopping at Reagan National Airport to remove the mangled bodies from underneath before continuing to destination.
are these still fun? I thought by now we'd have shamed Metro into figuring out how to count to 140.
Taking no prisoners. Watch out.
a 50-50 proposition at this point
metroopensdoors Blue-Orange: Expect delays to Franconia Springfield due to a train experiencing mechanical difficulties at Metro Center station. Trains are running over track workers as fast as possible to grease the tracks and get things moving again.
on fire again.
like wmata in general, awash in fail
an embarrassment to the city and the country.
obviously not our strong suit
mechanically challenged, but you knew that, didn't you?
imploding at this time.
being replaced with horse-n-buggies as part of the Braddock Road Memorial Day maintenance program. We will not raise your transit fees but do expect you to help feed, water and muck the horses as we ride along.
currently run by hamsters and gerbils. If we were in anyway responsible for our actions we might care about service. Additionally, if we needed to care about revenues we might not have shut down the airport and shopping center for a three day weekend.
Metro closes doors on businesses runs roughshod over anything in it's path.
In the words of a famous writer....
Trains are currently being squirt out of the universe like a watermelon seed. Only their brake shoes remain.
metroopensdoors Blue-Orange: Expect delays to Franconia Springfield due to a train experiencing mechanical difficulties at Metro Center station. Trains are here and there. All possible trains exist, you only have to imagine them. Orange trains are even going to Springfield right now! Orange trains to Vienna are not affected.
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