Thursday, September 3, 2009

Complete the Tweet VI

Metro often ignores the 140-character limit on its tweets, and when they do, it presents a mouthwatering chance to have a little fun at Metro's expense.
So let's help Metro out and complete this gem from August 28, using the comments.
metroopensdoors Red Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays in
Previous complete the tweets: here, here, here, here and here.

Other items:

Metro Board blindsided by closure decision (WaPo)
Metro opens hotline to report bad student behavior (WTOP)

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21 comments:

Anonymous said...

perpetuity

Anonymous said...

any sort of normal human response. Especially if you're on fire.

Anonymous said...

all 86 stations for the next two weeks.

dcvoterboy said...

...in receiving an explanation from WMATA about any of the things we do.

Anonymous said...

restoring any confidence that we are a legit mass transit system.

Anonymous said...

our concern for your safety.

EricaB. said...

response time by DC Fire and Rescue, as all of the escalators and elevators are currently inoperational.

Anonymous said...

on all lines.

Daniel M. Laenker said...

Red Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays in all manner of Le Tigre tracks and/or mixes that want to be there, or want to take you there.

Anonymous said...

... using prepositions and extinguishing flaming customers.

Ace said...

intelligence.

Brian said...

Red Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due to a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays in telling emergency crews the truth about the situation while we come up with a good lie about it.

ironmanjt said...

Red Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays in finding out just which metrorail driver is smoking up today on the job.

Rachel said...

Red Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due to a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays indefinitely because Lord knows if it's not smoke and fire, it will inevitably be something else.

Matthew said...

"...anticipation of these two stations blasting off to become part of the international space station. What! We told you about this weeks ago!"

Anonymous said...

case you've never ridden Metro before and weren't already expecting them.

Anonymous said...

...all future telepathic communications between drivers and riders.

Anonymous said...

Red Line: Trains are sharing the same track between Friendship Heights and Medical Center due a report of smoke and fire. Expect delays while metro shifts tactics from killing customers by running them down with busses to charring them crispy!

Anonymous said...

above should be DQ'ed!

Let's get Metro Fixed said...

@anon 12:23--you forgot to use the word "in"

Rebecca said...

to infinity and beyond!

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