Caption Contest XVII

Via @murmurmel: There is a middle-aged woman passed out in a pile of Teddy bears on my metro train. o_O #wmata

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Other items:
More bathroom news from Metro (Examiner)
Metrobus crash sends 11 to hospital (Examiner)

Caption Contest XVI

If you can't make it out, that's the Style section. Photo via @bruingirl2001

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Other items:
Bus passes coming to SmarTrip (WMATA)
Metro workers afraid to report hazards, Board unfazed (GGW)
Surprise, surprise! There are problems with Metro's escalators (PDF/WMATA)
Metro's 30-year transit plan (PDF/WMATA)
Metro's monthly "vital signs" report (PDF/WMATA)

Caption Contest XV

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Please note urgent Red Line closure information here.

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Write a caption for the above photo using the comments.

Here's our try: Red rine rerays?!

Previous caption contests here.

Other items:
Is a rapid bus network the key to easing gridlock? (WTOP)
Union prez doesn't want us looking over drivers' shoulders (WTOP)
Drivers still can't stop trains in the right spot (Examiner)
Dupont, Foggy Bottom may get new escalators (Examiner)

Photo: iwantamonkey

Caption Contest XIV

Write a caption for the above photo using the comments.

Here's our try: "LOL" (click image for larger view)

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Photo: ekai

Caption Contest XIII

Write a caption for the above photo using the comments.

Here's our try:

After a particularly crowded ride on the Orange Line, one passenger found she'd truly become one with Metro.

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Photo: yonas1

Caption Contest XII

Write a caption for the above photo using the comments.

Here's our try: Metrorail passengers are increasingly taking advantage of infrequent train service to catch power naps.

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Photo: meredith72

Caption Contest XI

Write a caption for the above photo using the comments.

Here's our try:
No eating or drinking in Metro, and this time we mean it.

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Photo: buschap