This is Foggy Bottom, doors opening on the left. Please do not forget to take all personal belongings, bags, umbrellas and body parts. Thank you for riding Metro. Have a good day.
We'd like to talk to you about our doors… They're not like elevator doors… They will not stop if something is blocking them, so please ensure that purses, briefcases and heads remain clear of the doors while they are closing. Thanks for riding the metro!
Over 700,000 of you take Metro every day. Whether it's a simple tweet from the front lines, a funny photo or story or something more substantial, tell us. Got an idea of something we should do? Let us know. More than half of this blog has been written by riders just like you.
Get in touch:
Email: unsuckdcmetro (at) yahoo (dot) com (cc Metro at csvc@wmata.com)
If you have a tip, submit here. Submit anonymously via Tumblr here.
June 9, 2010 "Apparently, you believe in slavery." Feb. 23, 2010 "Our members go to work every day cognizant of their responsibility to perform a job on behalf of our customers – the riding public.”
14 comments:
You never know what you'll see in the "hobo corner"
Here at WMATA, we're always watching you...sometimes in a really creepy way
Kindly ask, Is that your head?
Metro: With this level of service, you might lose your head.
This is Foggy Bottom, doors opening on the left. Please do not forget to take all personal belongings, bags, umbrellas and body parts. Thank you for riding Metro. Have a good day.
Matthew wins, hands down!
"Small words, but they can mean so much."
What can happen when you Fail to Stand Right, Walk Left.
We'd like to talk to you about our doors… They're not like elevator doors… They will not stop if something is blocking them, so please ensure that purses, briefcases and heads remain clear of the doors while they are closing. Thanks for riding the metro!
Game over, Matthew wins.
"You know, she's never been the same since Hecht's shut down...."
When they tell you to "stand clear of the doors," they mean it.
"Excuse me, is that your head?"
"don't be a dummy--take public transit!"
I see a few folks have already beaten me to variations of the "suspicious baggage" announcement... heh.
Post a Comment