Unsuck DC Metro: Caption Contest XVII

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Caption Contest XVII

Via @murmurmel: There is a middle-aged woman passed out in a pile of Teddy bears on my metro train. o_O #wmata

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F'n JD · 741 weeks ago

Goldilocks had truly fallen on hard times to find that only Metro was "just right".

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Guest · 741 weeks ago

That's cute!

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F'n JD · 741 weeks ago

Don't ask about little Redline Riding Hood. She got arrested with han-sell, g-tel and the big bad d.o.g.g. at L'Enfant for filming themselves beating up riders.

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Jackie · 741 weeks ago

After being late to so many social functions because of Metro delays, Mary soon found her only friends left were her teddy bears.

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Ever and Anon · 741 weeks ago

When Mary wakes up she discovers she left the children in the purple donation bin and took home the toys by mistake.

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Guest · 741 weeks ago

Hahahaha. You guys crack me up. That's a cute one too.

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sapphie · 741 weeks ago

I saw her on 19th street yesterday morning......she about three teddy bears in baby carrier strapped to her chest....and then she had two more in a baby carriage. not to be a debbie downer but she was homeless...and honestly the whole thing made me really sad.

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Guest · 741 weeks ago

A previously unseen and unused shot from Stanley Kubrick's The Shining has been discovered...

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Matt · 741 weeks ago

Riders now bring extra padding in case of assault or train crashes

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Anon · 741 weeks ago

The Bathroom breaks should be included in the schedule as in other transportation companies not 5 1/2 hours of driving without a break. Who goes 5 1/2 hours without a break. I thought union leadership had influence on change. I guess only some unions?

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Tim · 741 weeks ago

IT'S....SO....FLUFFY!!!!

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Guest · 741 weeks ago

If you get onto the train today,
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you get onto the train today,
You'd better go in disguise.

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic.

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krafty237 0p · 741 weeks ago

"Metro has finally become bearable."

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Kirk · 741 weeks ago

I was on that train! She got on at Cheverly, after repeatedly yelling at her bears to "f*cking stay in place".

She got off at Metro Center, where a couple of WMATA employees detained her until the Metro Cops arrived. Guess she was a little too agitated even for the Metro.

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krikket · 741 weeks ago

Just after the first of the year I saw her at the Bethesda metro a couple of times. I wondered where she had gone. Thanks for clearing up the Mystery!!