B.S.

So a DC cop chased down an armed perp on the Metro the other day and attempted to contact the operator via the emergency intercoms.

They didn't work.

Surprise, surprise!

The galling thing about this is a Metro Transit Police spokesperson had the balls to say they had not heard of intercom problems before.

Oh really?

What about:

• Emergency intercom failures explained
• This will bite Metro in the last car one day
• Anyone home?
• Another emergency call goes unanswered
• Metro comes clean about nonworking intercoms

Of course, Metro is looking into the issue.

Right.