Unsuck DC Metro: Metrolympics

Friday, August 3, 2012

Metrolympics

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Vienna Bound · 659 weeks ago

Sprint down platform to ideal car while jumping tourist/stroller/distracted passengers along granite platform

Subway car door vault

Subway car pole dancing

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Anony · 659 weeks ago

200m "Steeplechase" (i.e., escalator walking at Dupont)

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Ever n Anon · 659 weeks ago

How about:

Balance beam trash toss

Farecard calculation backstroke relays

Spelling Bee Timed Trials

Short Train Sprints Marathon

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jason · 659 weeks ago

c'mon metro flipping on the poles!!

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Kaia · 659 weeks ago

Mixed martial arts self defense

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Robert Smith · 659 weeks ago

The 16km Metro Race- Trying to make it home from DC in the quoted travel time on the Metro Map - Oh wait, there is an unexpected Offload. No gold for you!

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jkuchen · 659 weeks ago

Can't do this one during this Olympiad--the Metro Maps on the train platforms don't have travel times anymore! At least the ones I've seen (WFC, Vienna)....

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Kevin · 659 weeks ago

#Metrolympics coherent public relations.

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Frequent red liner · 659 weeks ago

50m doors closing dash
Rush plus relay

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@VeggieTart · 659 weeks ago

Tourist dodging.

I was walking down the escalator at Rosslyn and asked a family standing on the left to please move over (I said "excuse me") and when they very reluctantly moved politely pointed out that it was walk left, stand right. The father said that they weren't from there and didn't know that. I muttered, "Now, you do."

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DC Denizen · 659 weeks ago

Metro-Molester Judo
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Phone-Thief tackling

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anon · 659 weeks ago

Stesseling

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jimlcunningham 80p · 659 weeks ago

I went on twitter to play but nobody's playing now!

I like "Metro-Molester Judo" above.

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jimlcunningham 80p · 659 weeks ago

The Sideways Sit (extra points if someone is standing in the aisle).

The iPad Grab & Run Relay Race

Voluntary Evacuation and Track Walking

The Cookie Toss!

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hrh king friday 13 · 659 weeks ago

The 400 meter Delay.

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Vienna Bound · 659 weeks ago

I started to list a decathlon event, but came up with more than 10 possible events. Maybe a multithon?

Third rail dodge after an offload

"Bus Bridge" or Shuttle wait out

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UnSuck Fan · 659 weeks ago

Fact Finding Missions

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Kytja Weir
Washington Times
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Sarles & Stessel
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