Via @ReignOfApril There isn't enough Noxzema in the world to get that face clean. Three seats! http://yfrog.com/mg4i3cj.
Complete Hall of Shame
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Track work this weekend (WMATA)
Metro alters bus routes (WMATA)
Employee "fired" for taking home vehicle (Examiner)
Horrific bus stop assault (WaPo)
Woman claims assault by Metro police (Hollaback)
Paris experiments with phones as travel passes (Springwise)