Thursday, July 12, 2012

Man Dumps Metro, Finds Love


Has anyone met a significant other on Metro?

From anon:
I saw the story about the couple who got married on Metro. I can't see myself ever getting married on Metro. Divorced, maybe, but not married.

Actually, I think there are probably a lot of "missed connections" on Metro. I wonder if that has anything to do with the overall levels of stress and anger.

This might sound a little corny, but I wanted to share a Metro/non-Metro story.

I used to take Metro every day to work. It was miserable even though I only went a few stops down the Red Line.

Finally, it got so bad that I gave up and started walking to work. I'd say on average, the walk takes me about the same amount of time the Metro did.

But this also takes into account a little treat I gave to myself for walking: a stop for a cup of coffee (to go).

One day, while I was waiting for my coffee, I noticed a very attractive woman. We exchanged smiles, but that was about it.

Right there, that's more than I think we would have exchanged on the depressing Metro. There, it probably would have been a glare, if anything at all. Everyone is so zoned out or downright unhappy.

Anyway, I ran into her again a few weeks later, and struck up a conversation.

I'm happy to say that one thing led to another, and now we're engaged.

I know there are a lot of variables at play here, but my choosing to not take Metro is definitely one of them.

So, Metro. Thanks for sucking so bad. Leaving you in the rear view mirror saved me a lot of money and changed my life for the better.
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Bitter Brew · 662 weeks ago

Amazingly, the new minimum peak fare of $2.10 will even allow you to buy a cup of (brewed) coffee at Starbucks -- even with tax! (And will cover the cost -- almost -- of two full refills at Dunkin Donuts or large coffees at McDonalds).

Or you could brew your own at home, and get rudely warned by the station manager while carrying it in a sealed thermos, as happened to me today.
You're getting married? Apparently you believe in slavery.
2 replies · active 662 weeks ago
I’m Jackie Jeter and I approve of this message.
He found love...in a hopeless place!
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Stan Dessel · 662 weeks ago

One man's marriage is another man's funeral.
I stopped taking metro 3 weeks ago and have fallen in love with my scooter.
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Stan Dessel · 662 weeks ago

After you married her did she cut services while simultaneously raising fares from dinner to dinner+movie?
1 reply · active 662 weeks ago
Why buy the cow when you can get fondled on Metro for free?
Riding Metro is like being married - if you're lucky, you get screwed at least once a week.
3 replies · active 662 weeks ago
Riding Metro is like being married to Lorena Bobbitt.
Or being a boy in Jerry Sandusky's gym. (too soon?)
ONCE a week? Clearly Metro must like me more than you, I get screwed everyday.
Funniest thread on Unsuck!
ah for the good old days when i could walk to work in the same time it took to take the train, too.... -sigh-

but congrats! :)
This is off topic, but I predict that when Gray resigns, he'll be offered a seat on WMATA's board of directors.
1 reply · active 662 weeks ago
I would like to offer the entire WMATA Board, present and future, a seat on a Metro train. I'll even let them choose the line.... Or even better - maybe a seat on the 14th or 16th Street buses.
I did go to the wedding of a couple who met on metro. Their seating cards were designed to look like paper farecards and all the tables were named after stops. Despite this, they are actually really nice, normal people.
Consider yourself lucky - most DC women avoid eye contact, whether in the Metro, Starbucks, or anywhere else. In the case of DC women, a glare would be an upgrade.
2 replies · active 662 weeks ago
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Hint:It'sYou · 662 weeks ago

Something tells me there's a common denominator in your interactions with women.
Yeah, read hollaback dc some time. "I was walking down K street and a man told me he liked my shoes. I felt so violated! He should be castrated and convicted of rape!!!"

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