From reader Steph:
Saw this winner on the Orange Line to Vienna the other day. It as about 2 p.m. on a pretty crowded train. Someone sat next to me shortly after I took the picture, and people were standing. Lucky for him, he got to lounge comfortably for the ride. He was DEFINITELY awake: awake and reading and thus "aware" of the crowds!
Other Hall of Shame members:
How would we forget Arm Barber!
...and our ever-growing list of annoying riders
October track maintenance (WMATA)
Metro to keep a closer eye on you (WaPo)
Parachuting pol probably thought Metro was great (WaPo)