Friday, March 4, 2011

Metro Mouse Finds Operating Escalator, Gets Workout



Based on the YouTube description, the mouse made a safe getaway.

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Ever and Anon · 734 weeks ago

Go mouse! At least one of us escaped Metro. Steve McQueen's great bike getaway has nothing on this wee widdle dude!
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UnSuck Fan · 734 weeks ago

So do you think the mouse will know how to use an escalator that's out-of-service? ;-)
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Ever and Anon · 734 weeks ago

hah! Good question! I do think he'd know how to work the kiosk computer system better than the attendants I've met.
I hope it was at Fort Totten - we know he can get a meal from the Station Managers there.
See - Metro can't even do rats right!
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Unless they're hood rats.
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Corresponding Toads · 734 weeks ago

Dear Mr. Unsuck,

That mouse obviously has a mental disease. It's wrong of you to exploit a disabled animal like this.

You are a monster.

<3 always,

the Toads family
So much about the ads saying there are no rodents on Metro...
Most of the rodents I encounter are 'working' in the station booths.
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James, stop insulting the rodents. That isn't nice to compare cute little rodents to rude screaming station managers.
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One take · 734 weeks ago

Honestly, on my metro commute I’d rather encounter Mickey Mouse and “It’s a Small World After All” than the unwanted, unclaimed litters of violent, threatening, taunting screaming, spitting, dirty Hip Hoppin’ Hood Rats....
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Ha! I have heard some former Metro employees work at disney world!
Mice are cute-I would much rather have a run in with a mouse, than the station manager at Twinbrook or "whatever" the station manager from yesterdays blog post.
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hrh king friday 13 · 734 weeks ago

Mouse : escalator :: Me: career ladder
So that's how the escalators are powered.
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Mickey M. · 734 weeks ago

That poor mouse. Living in the sqalor of the Metro. He must have seen his escape route when he finally (!) came across a working escalator. Flee, little one!
That mouse does more work than the typical Metro employee.
Is there any way we can hire it to do some work? /sarc/
;-)
A free loader criter!
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Ms. Whatever's pal · 734 weeks ago

Someone give that mouse an orange vest, he has ambition!
Wonder how much Metro charged him to get in?
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Stuart Little · 733 weeks ago

Peak of the Peak, baby!

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