Thursday, March 17, 2011

Peeps Preview: Foggy Bottom


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From Claudine, who obviously put in quite a lot more effort than last year's Unsuck entry.
After reading a string of bad news about violence on Metro these last few months, your readers may enjoy a lighter note by taking a look at the diorama we submitted to the Washington Post's Peeps Show.

Elliot, the creative force behind this, and I are good friends from our days at GW. After hearing about the escalator collapse, we thought it would be great to immortalize the good, the bad and the ugly about Metro in our diorama.

You have things like the oblivious station manager reading the paper, the tourist blocking traffic, and the Krispy Kreme salesman right outside the station (and so much more! Like a cash-only ticket machine!)

Building this was definitely a cathartic experience.
Other items:
Metro spends $49 million on OT in seven months (Examiner)
Dulles rail opening delayed by a year (Examiner)
Metro doles out over $22 million in worker's comp (Examiner)
Meet the hero of the L'Enfant escalator collapse (WaP0)

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Brilliant! The first train due to arrive is a "No Peeps" train.
Love it! The track fire! Poor escalator peeps.
I hate these "puff" pieces. (Pun on marshmallows....get it?)
I wonder what a peep roasted on a track fire would taste like...
Station managers can read?
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ReadthisB · 734 weeks ago

To bad customers don't.
A word to the wise....avoid grammatical errors when posting something like this.
technically that was a spelling error.
Word to your mother: it was a spelling error, not a grammatical error.
Actually, it was a grammatical error. "To" was spelled properly; it was just the wrong form of the homophone. Now, if he spelled it "tu", that would be a spelling error.
Nah. He intended it to mean "in addition to" which can only be spelled "too." Taking into account his obvious intent, it is a spelling error; homophone or not.
Neither. It was a word usage error.
It's both. The sentence would have to be "too bad customers can't" in order for the ellipsis to make any sense.
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Orange Line Rider · 734 weeks ago

Ironically enough there seemed to be some sort of problem at/near Foggy Bottom this morning, as WMATA was single tracking around it. Metro is nothing if not punctual and coordinated with efforts to make it look bad.
This cracks me up! Great job!
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VA commuter · 734 weeks ago

Well done! Franconia/Springfield - HAHA

Couldn't be more accurate!
Pretty good, but it's missing a miniature Peep mugging a normal-sized Peep, and it's hard to tell whether or not the station manager is ornery and surly.
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MetroRyder · 734 weeks ago

Well done!
This is the greatest diorama that I have ever seen. A few things missing:
1. There needs to be a gang of 4-5 Peeps beating up another.
2. There needs to be a few Peeps conducting a bag check.

Other than that, this is fantastic.
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3. A peep clipping his fingernails or toenails
4. A peep spitting sunflower seed shells on the floor and seats
5. A peep Metro worker relieving itself on the tracks
6. A peep feeding raccoons
This is not on the Green Line.
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hrh king friday 13 · 734 weeks ago

Love it!
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VeggieTart · 734 weeks ago

5. A Peep bringing a stroller on the escalator.
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6. A peep texting while driving
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Corresponding Toads · 734 weeks ago

I don't get it, is this an advertisement for the iPad?

Just messing with you, Unsuck. I bet you thought I was super cereal.
A peep wearing a ski mask mugging the peep with an iPad.
Is that a hipster peep above ground in the plaid? Maybe that's not what it is, but that's what it looks like to me and I love it!
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It is indeed a hipster peep! We were worried that no one would pick up on it. Good eyes. :)
Love the distraught looking green peep scrunched at the bottom of the elevator.
Great job! Very creative.

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