Unsuck DC Metro: "The Ass is Right Here" (NSFW)

Friday, December 9, 2011

"The Ass is Right Here" (NSFW)

Hard to tell who's the bigger ass.

The scholarly point/counterpoint ends around the 2:00 mark.

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F'n JD · 693 weeks ago

Dear WMATA employees,

Shut up and drive.

That is all.

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Happy Friday! · 693 weeks ago

So as I was trying to think of something smart to say about the situation in this video, I noticed a black box containing white letters to the upper right of the comment posting section, asking the following question: "How f*cked is Metro?"

A wonderfully intuitive question, that quite simply caused me to become perplexed for about .5 seconds. Based on this video, I would simply say; Beyond f*cked.

With that, I propose a new WMATA slogan: (Drumroll please)

"Metro. Beyond F*cked."

If WMATA were to adopt this slogan campain, it would alleviate any and all confusion and expectations of the daily riders, weekly riders, as well as the tourists who visit and ride Metro to the various areas. If Metro could just admit that, well, they are beyond f*cked, then it would come as no suprise when anyone is involved in or witnesses something that can truly be described as beyond f*cked.

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UnSuck Fan · 693 weeks ago

Uh, isn't it "Business as Usual" the same as Beyond F*cked?

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Cornelius · 693 weeks ago

The military acronym would be SNAFU.

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Guest · 693 weeks ago

So they were arguing about blowing noses, discarding tissues, disrespect to/from some other persons on the bus, assault and or shooting someone/each other, instead of driving the bus? Great. OK. Tough to make out street stops/locations and bus number - can ya rotate the view to see where this bus was going?