Unsuck DC Metro: Rider Hall of No Shame (NSFW, Gross)

Monday, May 9, 2011

Rider Hall of No Shame (NSFW, Gross)

A man pleasures himself in broad daylight on a crowded bus in what has to be the most disgusting video yet to emerge from the wonderful world of Metro.

If you'd like to know how this kind of deviant behavior makes others feel, here's an account.

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ANON · 724 weeks ago

I've just lost faith in humanity.

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Horrified · 724 weeks ago

I am horrified. Horrified.

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anonymous · 724 weeks ago

Shocked by the wacking it, but even more so by the docility of the riders. I for one, would have demanded to get the hell off--and I don't mean it that way. ;)

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· 724 weeks ago

When I lived in Germany, people weren't afraid to call out others for behaving badly. You'd even see little old women scolding kids. We have none of that here.

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· 724 weeks ago

This man is a victim. Let's love him.

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Kat · 724 weeks ago

Well, I didn't know there was a meeting on Metro crime! Where did they advertise this? I notice that the Fox News article repeatedly mentions poor attendance but does not get into how the meeting was publicized.

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Ever Anon · 724 weeks ago

I'd have started laughing uproariously while looking directly at him. I've found most time people like that want to shock you but they really don't want you to find them so hilarious. If you are sure he's not armed, try a few "barely able to get the words out" phrases like, "how does he even hold it, two fingers?.." After all, if he wants to make me uncomfortable, I am honor bound to be kind and return the favor, yes? ;-D

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hrh king friday 13 · 724 weeks ago

Was that a Circulator Bus or a Masturbator Bus?

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Top Job · 724 weeks ago

On one hand, this is a really sticky situation to deal with. On the other hand, there is more stickiness. I think I have cum to the cumclusion that it takes balls to act like this. The other passengers were shafted for sure. But, I think everyone should try rise to the occassion and rub a guy like this out. It's time to bone up and erect some policies to deal with this kind of deviance. To bad we can't shoot him or ejaculate him out of the metro system.

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Guest · 724 weeks ago

That's a very cocky statement.

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Anony Mouse · 724 weeks ago

Eww. I'm so sorry I watched that. Now I need brain bleach. ICK!

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Adios metro · 724 weeks ago

People are sick.

On another note, the story about metro paying $187,000 in overtime for Jan and Feb is outrageous. The one guy made $32,000 in overtime for those two months. I think I'm done riding this train, tired of being the one being screwed.

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John Galt · 724 weeks ago

"See something, spray something"

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One take · 724 weeks ago

This makes me want to regurgitate…what is wrong with people?….So, on top of all the other wonderful aspects of commuting in Washington DC – You can now turn around and get an eye full of Long Duck Dong working himself into a frenzy before he picks up his lottery tickets, vanilla mini-cigars and box wine?
The Horror….The Horror….well, The Horror of another day commuting in our Nation’s Capital.

Sisqo, that is just wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

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RedLineROFL · 724 weeks ago

Why did someone not call 911??! The riders are definitely 1/2 of what's wrong with Metro.

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@kara_h · 724 weeks ago

It is probably one of those things that after the fact you can think of a ton of good replies. During it though you are just too stunned to react because it is hardly the behaviour of an entity (I will not dignify him by saying he might be a human) who knew how to board a bus.

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HurricaneDC 76p · 724 weeks ago

We need something like 9-1-1 but not as serious, but not as un-serious as 3-1-1. Something half way, for instance 4.5-1-1. "Hello, yes please send a cop and HAZMAT team, we've got a wanker on the bus, literally!"

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lulz · 724 weeks ago

Hot.

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@kara_h · 724 weeks ago

We all know how well metro cleans busses/trains too. Eww.

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aleonard · 724 weeks ago

[Un]fortunately, the video has been pulled from YouTube.

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aleonard · 724 weeks ago

It's back!

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Guest · 724 weeks ago

What a jerk!

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· 724 weeks ago

When I get on a Metrobus, this is usually my first thought, but then I see a pile of piss or puke, and somehow the mood evaporates.

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ert · 724 weeks ago

Not THAT cord

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guest · 724 weeks ago

He looks a little testy.

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Anon · 724 weeks ago

Guys, he's in the handicapped seat so it's ok!

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Richard · 724 weeks ago

I am wondering why constructive use of this video has not been made.
This is not at all funny.
I can't believe what jerks make comments on this site.

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Guest · 724 weeks ago

Way to handle the jerks, Dick!

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Disgusted metro-er · 724 weeks ago

From now on, I'm only standing on anything metro.

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Anon · 724 weeks ago

This has been happening on Metro for a long time. I have experienced multiple situations like this on the bus and the train at different times of the day on all the lines. I've also experienced a lot of gropers as well. Unless someone says something to the proper authorities or the police actually arrest people they catch doing these things I doubt that these type of occurrences will lessen.

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Sadie W. · 724 weeks ago

This is not funny at all.

I had this happen to me (not on metro, but in an airport) and it was awful. The man sat down across from me and started to masturbate. I tried to move, however, he followed me. I was in my early 20's and was too embarrassed to ask for help. Thankfully two airline employees eventually saw what was going on and called security. The incident left me feeling shaken and violated, which is not something I expected to feel afterwards.

In my case, as in it seems this case, others who were sitting near by, and who were older than I was at the time, noticed what he was doing, but didn't speak up. I thought if they were just trying to ignore him, then perhaps I should too.

As riders, we need to speak up when and where something like this happens. Recording it and posting it on YouTube while not reporting the incident and calling out the sex-offender when and where it happens doesn't serve to make Metro any safer, and it may leave someone who is too naive to speak up feeling unsafe and violated.

I would like to see this video used to identify the offender and if possible to have him charged.

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John · 724 weeks ago

Send this video to the fucking police.

Video evidence.

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hate metro · 724 weeks ago

they have it. he was detained by the police that day.

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Sadie W. · 724 weeks ago

How do you know? I can't find a report of it. Was he just detained or was he charged with anything?

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Guest · 724 weeks ago

I can't watch the video because I'm at work, but I keep on picturing that guy from Sons of Anarchy.

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death · 724 weeks ago

dead

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dcn8v · 724 weeks ago

How did the bus driver not know this was going on?

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anony · 724 weeks ago

Stop requested

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www.accessthedmv.com · 724 weeks ago

This is a prime example of how society turns a blind eye to wrong doing in public venues. Noone seemed to care and the voices at the end sounded like underaged girls. I usually don't get too out of line, but something like this should've been called out before the 3rd stroke.

Just my two cent.

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Guest · 724 weeks ago

He looks like Beetlejuice!

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guest · 724 weeks ago

this is why some of us go out of our way not to actually touch anything on trains or buses. :

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KWM · 724 weeks ago

Thankfully the video has been removed from youtube, but I really didn't need to see it. One word: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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