Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Valentine's Day from Metro


Create your own here, email the result to unsuckdcmetro[at]yahoo[dot]com, and we'll post.

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See it, say it. "Hey, is that your phone number? No, then what is it?"
202-962-2121 (Metro transit police) ;-)
I don't think I can make and send one because I'm at work, but my first entry is:

Be my slave
You used to be able to impress a chick by carelessly dropping a $20.00 farecard where she would pick it up, but the SmartTrip cards have ruined that, too.
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Mika England · 736 weeks ago

"Hey Baby... Wanna do the Herky-Jerky with me?"
Ride me to the end of the line?
(said to the person sitting next to you who needs to get up)

"Oh, this is your stop too? Let's get off together!"
"Photo my Feet"
Textin' U while driving
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Ever and Anon · 736 weeks ago

Hey baby... why-dont-cha light my fire like the Metro train can?
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Ever and Anon · 736 weeks ago

Come over here and lemme break down your door like you did to this train, you li'l metro hottie.
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Anomaly Ever · 736 weeks ago

Is that brake dust you're wearing or is it just your natural sweet scent?
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JessicaPel · 736 weeks ago

My favorite heart candy is the one above that reads: Next stop: Your heart. That is really cute!!!
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Ever and Anon · 736 weeks ago

Mine is "Thank you for your patience" and "Metro will arrest you for eating this." I can actually envision Metro passing the first one out to riders.

These are hilarious!

Happy Valentine's Day, Unsuck!
I thought the "I'm never BRD where u ARR" was cute. It needs something referencing the boards saying that when the train isn't there, but still cute.
The brakes aren't the only thing burning for you...
More heart ideas:

Lets Escalate

Feed My Raccoon
(Insert some creative double entendre about Shady Grove or Foggy Bottom)
I love your Balls-a-ton.
Can you're platform handle my 10 cars?
Will u use all my doors?

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