Bring in the Clowns

After listening to yesterday's Metro Board committee meeting, it's clear Metro has reached the peak of the peak of asinine dysfunction. Here's a sampling.

• DumbTrip, Dumber trip
• Let someone steal a bus, get awarded millions to fritter away!
• Just make "safety" every other word, and all will be well.
• Blow $250K on an anti-suicide program you found out didn't really work in Toronto
• Metro's report card on itself (PDF)
  

We've said this before, but if you really want to get a better understanding (not that you need one) of Metro's woes, listen to a Board or committee meeting. You'll laugh. You'll cry.

PS. At yesterday's committee meeting, it was revealed that the number of fires in the Metro system are rising at an "alarming rate."

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