Metro Employee Hall of Shame: Chillaxin'

From an anonymous reader: Taken on the Orange Line to New Carrollton Tuesday morning at Deanwood Station around 8:50 a.m.

Rider Hall of Shame:
Clippin'
Dippin'
The Encroacher
Wide Stance
Arm Barber!
Fetal Seat Hog
Footloose
Don't Mind me
La-Z Boy (or Girl)
Cheekhanger
Super Mega Fail
Ottoman Empire
Oblivious
Happy Thanksgiving from Metro
Your move
Full-On, 4-seat Fail
Everybody cut, everybody cut
Cheekhanger II: Revenge of the Cheeks
Anger Management
Jus' Gettin' My Porn On

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