Unsuck DC Metro: Rider Hall of Shame: Pocket Fool

Friday, September 3, 2010

Rider Hall of Shame: Pocket Fool

Update: Youtube has taken the video down. Basically, is was a video of a jerk off jerking off with his hands down his pants. It was a thing of beauty, now lost forever.

Scientists are working hard on pole prophylactics. We'll update you with any developments.

Rider Hall of Shame

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Corresponding Toads · 759 weeks ago

This guy has got it GOIN' ON!!!

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Anon · 759 weeks ago

Looks like he wants attention, and the way he stares at his reflection, especially from himself. Glad I carry hand sanitizer with me. Think I'll buy the Cosco big size now too. ;)

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mary · 759 weeks ago

Ewwwwwwwww

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Anon · 759 weeks ago

This guy needs help.

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@kara_h · 759 weeks ago

Ten points to the best answer of who could have been waiting to board the train when a door opened in front of him during that dance.

My vote is for this to have taken place last Saturday. With a bunch of tea-partiers who were told to not use the yellow and green lines.

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JBB · 759 weeks ago

Just another young person that has no manners or respect that won't get too far in life.

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Corresponding Toads · 759 weeks ago

JBB who are you to judge this man??? He's just trying to have a good time. He's living in the NOW, and right NOW is the time to put your hand down your pants.

Keeping it real, on the reel, with the sex appeal.

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Anon · 759 weeks ago

I trust the above comment is meant as satirical.

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@kara_h · 759 weeks ago

Either that or he is trying to set a record for the most thumbs down a post has had so far.

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Godsend Conspirator · 759 weeks ago

Based on the youtube account, I think the person who recorded this is a 23 year old woman. You can see the guy staring at her a couple times. Totally messed up. Props to her for taping this creep.

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JBB · 759 weeks ago

it's gone

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Max · 759 weeks ago

Wait, are you guys suggesting that less than sanitary people ride the Metro? I'm shocked...SHOCKED!

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Unsuck Fan · 759 weeks ago

Eeeew! After seeing this, it made me a little paranoid. The dude across the aisle is making me feel like I'm gonna wig out. I'm sorry, but who sits with their bag on their lap with both hands in his lap under his bag? It just ain't natural I tell you!