In an unpublicized, supplemental effort to further clear out priority seating as part of its do what’s right campaign, Metro began running Orange Line trains today between Courthouse and Foggy Bottom at 2 miles per hour.
Gimpy passengers were seen hobbling off trains at Rosslyn in a last, heroic effort to get to work on time.
“It’s just faster for me to try to walk,” grimaced Jim Smith, who is on crutches because of a broken leg.
“A baby could crawl faster,” grumbled one passenger in a knee brace who, in obvious pain, was barely able to make it out the door in time.
Other items of interest:
Would you propose on the Metro? (Moving Momentarily)
More bad Metro behavior (M Slash)
Even more jerks on Metro! (Anonymiss DC)