Unsuck DC Metro: Anger Management (NSFW)

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Anger Management (NSFW)

Somebody please remix the first 10 seconds and post in the comments. Please! Hilarious.

Metro employee handled the situation pretty well from what it looks like.

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Mony · 762 weeks ago

Wow !!!!!!!!

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MIKE · 762 weeks ago

OMGZ that first part has the potential to be a great meme. TOo bad i can't edit video.

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anon · 762 weeks ago

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caity · 762 weeks ago

hahaaha. is this an episode of real world dc??
seriously, so strange.

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Guest · 762 weeks ago

Both clips made me cry--in a good way. Good lord.

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Godsend Conspirator · 762 weeks ago

Commenter on youtube made a good point - that guy in the handicap seating was ready to knock that kid out.

This is one of the few cases where I think I would actually use the emergency exit door to get into a new car.

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Godsend Conspirator · 762 weeks ago

P.S. He totally looks like Screech.

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@make_lemons · 762 weeks ago

I'm surprised the other passengers didn't start clapping when the WMATA person hauled them off teh train!

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Ever Anon · 762 weeks ago

Geesh louise! Go Metro employee for being swift, calm and efficient. I am impressed. Idiot morons do not even realize how "moronically idiotic" they appeared. (And hoping it would end OK, I did crack up laughing.) Somebody needs a time out or a good ole fashioned spanking!

Loved the lady in blue! Smart person - get up quietly, smoothly flow to as far away as possible. Think she's ridden Metro before? :-)

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@poptdc · 762 weeks ago

This video stinks of fake. I call BS.

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Godsend Conspirator · 762 weeks ago

lol whut? this is definitely real. and that kid definitely snorted too many las drogas.

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Matthew · 762 weeks ago

I agree, with Godsend. This is real. There is no way this is fake. He can barely walk when he gets up to leave the train.

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dan · 762 weeks ago

why in god's name would anyone want to be the guy that faked this video? it wouldn't be a cool prank at all... or something you could impress people by showing them... unless he's a sociology major or something and wanted to test reaction to his tantrum. but i say it's real, too.

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Joe · 762 weeks ago

As the joke goes, the problem with "public" transportation is that they'll let anyone use it.

Excepting the drunk, everyone else in the video, especially Metro security (police?), acted as well as could be expected under the circumstances. I wasn't the lady in blue but I probably would have done the same thing.

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Matthew · 762 weeks ago

It looked like the station manager. Very good action by Metro.

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John · 762 weeks ago

The WMATA worker probably got fired for doing his job properly.

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@kara_h · 762 weeks ago

Probably to join the person that *gasp* fixed the escalator at my stop early. They are helping their peers to look bad, er, worse.

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dan · 762 weeks ago

ummm... drunk or tourettes? i cant turn the volume up because i'm at work.. what is the guy shouting about?

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Guest · 762 weeks ago

Pretty sure drunk as his brother removes a bottle/can from his hands and puts them on the floor.

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king friday 13 · 762 weeks ago

Ah frat boys. Had this been allowed to continue it would have morphed into homoerotic wrestling.

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Fozzie Bear · 761 weeks ago

What the hell do fraternities have to do with this?!?

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anon · 696 weeks ago

i know this is an old thread, but i'm sure you're very confused as you're likely a frat boy. the answer is, because frat boys join secret societies to compensate for the insecurities around their manhood/sexualtiy. they dont have the market cornered though, so he may not be. but it's over 90% that he's a gwu frat boy

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anon · 762 weeks ago

Spencer Pratt rides Metro? Great, Unsucking is now impossible.

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Captain Obvious · 762 weeks ago

He clearly has a developmental disability, or its just three attention-whoring Youtube wannabes trying to get something to go viral.

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heather · 762 weeks ago

I've seen drunk fratboys and this is real. Looks like the blue shirt lady used the intercom in the back to call the driver. If so, good for her for getting involved, and I total agree that Handicapped Seat Guy was just waiting to bust a move on the idiot.

Metro handled it quite clammy and quite well and you could tell he didn't want to mess with the Metro guy. So if they kick you off the train can you still take another one or do you have to leave the station?

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Fozzie Bear · 761 weeks ago

I asked above, what the hell do frats have to do with anything here???

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@telecomic · 762 weeks ago

Ah, I remember my first shot of tequila, too.

At least, I think I do.

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JoeB · 761 weeks ago

Great video...However, I wonder if the metro employee would have been as engaged if this was one of our garden variety metro thugs..

I do hope this idiot was arrested for disorderly conduct, public drunkenness, etc.

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kenyaoa 1p · 761 weeks ago

This is way better than the drunk guy I shared a car with. He was puking his guts out from Metro Center to West Falls Church.

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Guest · 761 weeks ago

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GlenmontGirl · 761 weeks ago

Funny but also disturbing. I can understand why people were uncomfortable. Good for the lady in the blue shirt using the intercom to alert the driver, and good for the Metro employee not taking any crap from that guy and making him get off the train.

Honestly, I felt bad for the brother. He was at least trying to manage the situation, but his brother was clearly beyond reason/sense at that point.

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anon · 741 weeks ago

The procedure is to have the Station Manager escort them off the property because they could fall way side being drunk. This was not handled according to safety and procedures.

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Luke aka LXR200 · 761 weeks ago

LMAO This is my video!! but yes! if you could PLEASE REMIX the first few seconds that would be EPIC! :-D

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Luke aka LXR200 · 761 weeks ago

Check out my ORIGINAL UPLOAD and please upload remixes in my comments, that would be awesome! BTW this was my first video upload EVER :D
http://www.youtube.com/user/lxr200

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Luke aka LXR200 · 761 weeks ago

Here ya go, what do ya think?!?

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stan the man · 761 weeks ago

go away

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Jess · 756 weeks ago

I think it's important to note that this guy most likely has some sort of developmental disability. Everyone here is calling him an idiot and a drunk, and uploading remixes, but from what I've seen, as a mental health professional, he's clearly developmentally disabled, and deserves our respect, not our ridicule.

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Dan · 751 weeks ago

Jess is 100% correct. This guy has a disability he lives with every day, not just on this Metro train. His brother is doing the best he can in a job he earned just because they're brothers. Mocking the mentally disabled makes *you* small, not the disabled guy.

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PStone · 750 weeks ago

Frat Dogs for sure... "c'mon bro I ain't got all day" lol

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anon · 710 weeks ago

HAHAHA I was at a stop and saw this dude bro'in out real hard. then security came when his friend punched him in the face.

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