Friday, January 28, 2011

Flashdance



Has anything like this happened to anyone out there?

From J., a new reader to the site.
I would have laughed at the time, but that would have meant publicly acknowledging the existence of the male genitals positioned roughly a foot from my head, with a barrier of mere tinted Yellow Line window glass separating the two.

As it was, my eyes might have widened slightly, as my sleepy brain registered what I was seeing.

Of course, I tried not to react, to give no satisfaction to the man who'd decided his privates needed some air. To leave the confines of his trousers and ... wave (?) hello at the passenger occupying the window seat toward the middle of the train car, which happened to be me.

I wasn't at my stop, so I didn't get off the train to report him. And as far as I could ascertain, nobody else had seen anything.

It is entirely possible that when it happened again, over a year later and at a different stop, that it was the same person. Different line, though, and different stop. I'd switched to Orange in the interim.

I can't be sure, though, as I wasn't paying such close attention to remember any details of the, erm ... individual's appearance.

I've been in the area for close to 10 years (this happened roughly three and two years ago), so I figured I was due for a good flashing - I remember all kinds of nonsense just like this on the trains in NYC and Paris.

A quick poll of friends and coworkers reveals that only one other acquaintance has experienced a flashing incident on the DC Metro, which leads me to wonder if even our sexual deviants are underperforming.
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Ever and Anon · 738 weeks ago

I'd have deliberately laughed real hard, making motions of what a small thing I saw. He wants to be seen, fine, but he won't get the shock value he is so hoping for from me.
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Ever an AnNon · 738 weeks ago

Let's sit together on the subway and, if lucky, we'll see him! (I'll have my secretary call your secretary and....) ;-D
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anonymous · 738 weeks ago

This is not unusual when riding mass transit., just ask the bus drivers. It is unfortunate when innocent children are exposed to this sick behavior.
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GDopplerXT · 738 weeks ago

Actually, it is unusual when riding mass transit. And why would I ask the bus drivers?
I think the author said this occured during the morning commute... at least it probably helped to wake him up!
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GDopplerXT · 738 weeks ago

The author did not say that.
So on top of violent young thugs, track fires, up escalators turned off while down escalators are working, 24-minute intervals between trains at rush hour at Farragut North on a weekday at 530pm, People relieving themselves in front of you and freshly waxed floor tiles anytime it rains or snows; we now have to look out for Naked People (let’s be honest, only men like to ‘flash’).

I think it’s time for the prize of Donald Trump’s next ‘Apprentice’ to be the position of Director of METRO.
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Well, I'm sure we'd get a better canidate for Metro GM from Donald Trump then from our inept and idiotic Metro board...

However, even the best GM would be paralyzed by the politics, union, and laziness of Metro to change, to fix ANYTHING this blog has surfaced... The budget is busted, the workers have zero motivation, the managers just want to fly under the radar until retirement, and the customer service people (see station managers) are rude.

Flashers are stupid. I don't understand them, but I agree with other posters, ignore them or take pictures of their FACE and report them to authorities. It is disgraceful that as a society, we allow people to do this in public places. Arrest and castrate the sexual deviants, maybe that'll teach them.
One take- I like your "brainstorm".

Donald Trump or Michelle Rhee are great choices. Perhaps riders could be allowed to join Mr Trump's team in cleaning up the "crap" way of doing things.

(My first question on the list for Mr. Trump which I know is at the Top of his list is:

where is the money for the supposedly working cameras for safety and security on

the Metro Platforms. And who stores, copies the recordings making sure they are readable? Shouldn't other department be overseeing the data also??
Did anyone find out which Board Members ride the bus and rails to BOD meetings concerning the link above, re: Fairfax Board of Supervisor Hudgins?

She could board the 5A bus at Dulles Airport or board at the park and ride. Can't say I ever saw her on the train either.

I don't blame her for not riding. I don't ride either. Jus seems she would want to see how trains and buses move, transport, smell, jerk and are late.

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