
In light of the alleged theft of "in excess of $150,000" over three years by Metro employees, including a cop, I was preparing to write a screed about how Metro was more screwed up than I'd ever imagined, but I instead thought this Venn diagram, suggested by commenter DC Denizen, sums things up far beyond anything I could write.
Apparently, Metro has no auditing system to compare the receipts of the ever-hungry fare machines with the actual take.
Maybe @wmata would have better luck finding wrong doing by conducting random bag checks of its employees, not the passengers @unsuckdcmetro
— rkolosky (@rkolosky) January 19, 2012
A Metro police officer said "Metro is stuck in the Stone Age when it comes to the way they handle funds ... but that's Metro, period! Metro has just accepted the fact that they 'lose' tens of thousands of dollars a month."
That amount, the officer said, is "lost or stolen."
They added "Everything is done [manually]. The chain of people that have access to the money from the time it is taken out of the fare machine to the time it is deposited is insane! With technology the way it is, there is no reason so many people should have access to that large amount of money."
In 2004, instead of getting its house in order, Metro inconvenienced riders and eliminated the ability to pay cash for parking after another skimming incident. Prior to the discovery of the stealing, Metro had been warned for years that theft at its parking facilities could be a problem.
I wonder if they'll decide, in their infinite wisdom, that all of Metro will be cash free--for their convenience, of course.
OK, I guess that was a mini screed.
Whadda Moronic American Transit Authority!

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John · 692 weeks ago
"Why are some platforms in the center, and other platforms are on the side?"
Can't count on hard hitting journalism from Gridlock...
UnSuck Fan · 692 weeks ago
Generally, I don't read WMATA articles from either paper because I usually read what is _not_ covered here at UnSuck's blog.
@dullman82 · 692 weeks ago
John R. · 692 weeks ago
Not joking either sadly....
hrh king friday 13 · 692 weeks ago
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Daily Rider · 692 weeks ago
The bus would pull up to the station, and employees would unlock the cash box from the fare machine, pull it out, and replace it with an empty. The cash box was somewhat heavy and awkward to transport, and could only be opened by workers in the counting facility. No loose bags of money floating around to tempt the weak, etc.
Later, in the 70s, I saw the fare boxes emptied by vacuum device. The cash again was not easily accessible to employees outside the counting facility.
It is hard to fathom why collecting cash from the fare machines would not employ a system with similar principles.
Guest · 691 weeks ago
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Disgusted yet again · 692 weeks ago
If there's no receipt to funds comparison wouldn't it be likely this is only the tip of the scandal? I wouldn't trust half of the metro employees I see to not steal a bag of unaccounted for quarters. I saw a supervisor in the collections dept was fired or placed on leave, maybe he/she was fudging receipts to match the collection because he/she was a lazy/moronic/incompetent person and the two in the story took advantage of this? Let's hope so, otherwise this is a much bigger issue.
UnSuck Fan · 692 weeks ago
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Lisa · 692 weeks ago
Second, I never understood how Metro couldn't figure out how to collect cash at parking lot exits without it being stolen. For crying out loud, parking lots all over the WORLD manage to use cash and avoid this problem. What kind of deep seated incompetence do you have to have to FAIL at this?
Really, they deserve some kind of award.
Anonymous · 692 weeks ago
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Anti-TB Guy · 692 weeks ago
Is Metro management where that fishy smell comes from?
Anti-TB Guy · 692 weeks ago
Has anybody reported "finding" a bunch of mislaid cash?
Frequent red-liner · 692 weeks ago
"Excuse me, is that your bag?" suddenly takes on a new meaning.
Greg · 691 weeks ago
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