Bill Smith, the employee hired by Metro to manually replace the signs that indicate minutes till arriving trains, was fired today, leaving most stations in chaos.
In a further example of Metro's innovative cost cutting measures, sale of minutes to the San Francisco BART may have sounded like a good idea at the time.
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Bill Smith, the employee hired by Metro to manually replace the signs indicating minutes till train arrival, was fired today.
Bill Smith, the employee hired by Metro to manually replace the signs that indicate minutes till arriving trains, was fired today, leaving most stations in chaos.
In a further example of Metro's innovative cost cutting measures, sale of minutes to the San Francisco BART may have sounded like a good idea at the time.
The new Metro General Manager felt the flashing lights were "good enough" as an indication of when the train was arriving.
Metro: Failing to provide service for your revenue for the past decade.
Metro: Getting you nowhere fast.
In recognition of the new Star Trek film, Metro Rail is pleased to announce that all tunnel entrances will be equipped with temporal distortions.
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