Unsuck DC Metro: Yippee-Ki ... iPad?

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Yippee-Ki ... iPad?

From Sarah: Spotted on the Blue Line yesterday morning ... iPad cowboy!

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kotcha · 719 weeks ago

as if the bare midriff wasn't enough ... is that a breathe-right strip on his nose?

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Richard · 719 weeks ago

Glasses. Rimless glasses.

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dcn8v · 719 weeks ago

No, it's his glasses.

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One take · 719 weeks ago

I don’t have a problem with folks wearing vests and exposing their midriffs while watching/listening to their fancy Ipads on Metro. I don’t even mind if it’s a little loud and I can hear his Eagles Greatest Hits through his ear buds. More power to you, good sir!

I have a problem with the Jeter’s Sec. 8 hip-hoppers trying to steal my fancy IPad; along with their 300lbs ‘gurrfraens’ blinding me with their jiggly midriffs (perhaps for the purpose of creating an intended distraction) - while an attempt is made to steal my said fancy IPad and/or other electronic devices.

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Nicole · 719 weeks ago

I don't know why but that made me LOL.

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Ever and Anon · 719 weeks ago

That is hilarious! Thanks Unsuck and Sarah for a rare Metro funny!

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basil cronus · 719 weeks ago

Brokeback Metro!

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One take · 719 weeks ago

Metro, I wish I knew how to quit you……

…..But I don’t want to pay 300 clams/month for parking downtown and I got to get to work!

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One take · 719 weeks ago

Metro, I wish I knew how to quit you.

But I have to go to work…and Whole Foods.

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David · 719 weeks ago

Do I really want to see his navel? No. However, what makes me cringe even more is every gangbanger on the Metro with his jeans belted around his knees. I don't want to see your junk or the curves of your ass. Do you really think that girls are turned on by that idiotic way of "dressing"? On the plus side, when one of you do steal my iPod, your ability to run will be diminished. Translation: "You jack my iPod, I'll OJ your ass!"

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Too soon · 719 weeks ago

Translation correction: "You jack my iPod, I'll Lululemon your ass!"